What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is North Korea a jail?

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How does Bollywood influence Indian culture?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.